WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT A UNIVERSITY
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has been largely unable to replicate his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the
subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning too much.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
Best regards,
Curtis Chong
curtisc@winternet.com
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